Thursday, September 6, 2007

Brahmi rocks


Brahmi as SHIVAJI

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Lighter side of Poems........To make U Smile

Lighter side of Poems........To make U Smile
Roses are red, violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.

Don't feel so angry, you will find me there too
Not in a cage but laughing at you...







Twinkle Twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.




The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?






I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
then ~ I wrote your name on my heart And….

I got a heart attack straight away…




God saw me hungry, HE created pizza.
HE saw me thirsty, HE created Pepsi
HE saw me in dark, HE created light
HE saw me without problems, HE created YOU.

Elephant - banana series : Can u answer atleast one???

An elephant has 5 bananas and it is hungry, but yet it does not eat
the bananas. Why ?


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Because the bananas are made of plastic.

Next…Q





The 5 bananas are real , but yet the elephant does not eat it. Why?

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Because the elephant is made of plastic.

Hahhaa…never give up…one more..




Both the elephant and the bananas are real, but yet it cannot eat it.
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Because the bananas are in the TV.

Ooops!!! Cool down…





Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV, but yet it
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Because they are on different channels.

Hohohohoohohoh..hehehe




Both the elephant and the bananas are real and in the TV and on the
same channel, but yet it cannot eat it. Why?
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Because the TV is off.

Kikikikikiki J


Now Finally the Elephant gets a chance to eat the bananas.Why?
















































Arey kaam Karo apnaa.....Kya bigada hain usne aapka...Khane do
naa bichare ko!!! :)

Health Bites

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7 dont'safter a meal






* Don't smoke-Experimentfrom experts proves that smoking a cigarette

after meal is comparable to smoking 10 cigarettes (chances of cancer is

higher).







* Don't eat fruits immediately -Immediately eating fruits after meals

will cause stomach to be bloated with air. Therefore take fruit 1-2 hr

after meal or 1hr before meal.




* Don't drink tea -Because tea leaves contain a high content of acid.This

substance will cause the Protein content in the food we consume to be

hardened thus difficult to digest.




* Don't loosen your belt-Loosening the belt after a meal will easily

cause the intestine to be twisted &blocked.




*Don't bathe-Bathing will cause the increase of blood flow to the hands,

legs & body thus the amount of blood around the stomach will therefore

decrease. This will weaken the digestive system in our stomach.







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Don't walk about -People always say that after a meal walk a hundred

steps and you will live till 99. In actual fact this is not true.
Walking

will cause the digestive system to be unable to absorb the nutrition from

the food we intake.







* Don't sleep immediately-The food we intake will not be able to digest

properly. Thus will lead to gastric & infection in our intestine.

a tragic love story must read

This is interesting....

in Hyderabad a boy and girl fell in love

When the girl's father came to know
About their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.



Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
Future.



The girl's father started searching for
The two lovers but could not find
them.



At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a



local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."



So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.



The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.


The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.



The funeral and cremation was the very
next day because he had died horribly.



Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.



The next night her father had the same
dream, he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains immediately.



She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or
else something terrible would happen.



This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.

She was very tired.



In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very
scared and fainted.


The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.

She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

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"That is a Surf excel packet

And told Only surf excel will remove the stains completely





















I know how you all are feeling now...



I have been through this too.



I'm also hunting for the one who
mailed this to me

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

AMerican Visa

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman" arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hrs for the authorities to call his name, he got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven’t called his name yet.







They said that they have been calling him for last 2 hrs as…







“Anotherman Superman”